The Book of Quotes were a series of published books by OffTheAir that came into creation sometime during World 4 of Allimore, within the city of Burlington. Their creation came about after redrabbit348 suggested
that any funny and/or memorable quotes spoken by clan members should be documented in a book and quill. They were first sold in the Burlington Library, and later sold at Hach n' Noble, Hach's bookstore.
Composition[]
The Book of Quotes were released in a series of editions, each consisting of a minimum of ten quotes (with a couple exceptions). Each individual page within the books consisted of a heading detailing the quote #, a humorous title, and the members involved with the creation of the specific quote.
Popularity[]
They were the most read publication in both the Burlington Library and Hach n' Noble, and at one point even sold out.
Flaws and Eventual Discontinuation[]
While the Book of Quotes were fairly successful, it had a short lifetime due to a variety of factors:
- Book and Quills had a slow and difficult text editor for writing down the quotes. In addition, pages are not particularly long, and some quotes required two or more full pages in order to be properly presented.
- Motivation for writing the books slowly became weaker and weaker.
- Due to the lifespan of worlds, especially back in 2013, the books were only useful for a one-time laugh and couldn't be transferred to the next world. This essentially meant that the many quotes documented within the various editions were lost forever when the world was reset.
- Skype, Discord, and even Enjin at one point, became a source for sharing and preserving funny quotes, making the Book of Quotes worthless.
The last appearance of the Book of Quotes was during World 6 in the Amos Hach n' Noble. However, only one edition was released, and this became the final one.
The Infamous Book of Quotes I[]
On the day that Red first conceived of the Book of Quotes, he was presented with a final copy from Air which was then greenlit to become the first book.
The exchange of this final copy, however, occurred in the open desert portion of Burlington which was flooded with cacti. When Red went to give Air back the final copy, he unknowingly tossed it onto a cactus, destroying it immediately. Air was furious and ended up having to gather all the quotes and recreate the book from scratch.
Humorously enough, however, the reactions between Air and Red during the destruction of BoQ I made it in the second edition.
"Quote That!"[]
The Book of Quotes spawned the popular phrase "Quote That!" as well as its accompanying acronym "QT." Anytime someone said a quote deemed worthy of being documented, a member would shout the phrase and the quote would be written down in the Book of Quotes.
It was discontinued with the Book of Quotes, only resurfacing a couple times.
Documented Quotes[]
November of 2017, the map of World 5 was discovered on Red's computer and re-uploaded as "Allimore Throwback." Within the confines of Hach n' Noble were intact copies of volumes 1-3 of the Book of Quotes. This is a list of exact quotes from each volume in all of their glory.
Book of Quotes Volume 1[]
Quote #1:[]
Air: "Like seriously, there's top secret information at Staff HQ"
Gold: "Like how many times Hach wanted to be me?"
Hach: *Cough* Porn *Cough*
Air: "HACH WHY'D YOU TELL THEM?!"
Quote #2[]
Adam: "I hope we don't have to worry about anymore of Ike's spring ups...He had a fixation on getting it on with Dazy."
Air: "Range is gone, Ike is gone, so..."
Adam: "And I'm back. This server is 100% better."
Quote #3:[]
Gold: "You know what? F1"
Adam: "That's giving the finger. I get it."
Quote #4:[]
Air (nicknamed "NotAir"): "Air...he's dead."
Variant: "Then wouldn't we die? We need air to live."
Quote #5:[]
Marco: "Red I will build a giant monument in your honor if you let me have a political party for the wookies."
Red: "Haha, no."
Quote #6:[]
Fail: "Anyone wanna see my massive house???"
Air: "(Hint: it's a shack)"
Fail: "Actually not, I added windows."
Quote #7:[]
*Looking at the thing on top of Hach n' Noble*
Air: "Okay I can't hold this in anymore...WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS IT?!"
Hach: -_-
Nolan: "I agree with Air"
Hach: "It's an H! A giant 3-D H!"
Air: "Oh wow...how did I miss that?"
Quote #8[]
Red: "Okay buy the island and it's yours to keep."
KV: "How much..."
Red: "woah this is big"
KV: "Yeah, air checked for me."
Red: "100k"
KV: "Well I guess I'm tearing down my house."
Red: "What more can I say"
Book of Quotes Volume 2[]
Quote #1:[]
Nolan: "So when will Volume 2 be out? Any ideas?"
Air: "10 years. It will be out once someone says something funny 10 times."
Nolan: "So never?"
Quote #2:[]
Air: "@hach"
KV: "#hachtag"
Spooch: Lol
Air: "Hachtag xD"
Quote #3:[]
Dane: "Dist0rti0n, can I please kill you?"
danet123 was slain by Dist0rti0n
Dane: "What the hell..."
Quote #4:[]
Red: "YouTube lags like a bitch"
Air: "Bitches lag?"
Fail: "That must make porn super slow."
Quote #5:[]
Dazy: "I CAN FLY BITCHES!"
DazyKirk fell from a high place
Quote #6:[]
Comm: "In the movie, the bar's in the center, it doesn't have a wall attached."
Marco: "0_o"
Air: "Was Marco just corrected?"
Dragon: "Ohhhhhhhh"
Marco suicides and leaves the game
Air: "He left xD"
Comm: "I own the entire Star Wars dictionary."
Marco: "That's the first time I ever messed up on a Star Wars reference..."
Quote #7:[]
Fail: "I would like to subscribe to the porn magazine."
Hach: "Playblock isn't sold here..."
Book of Quotes Volume 3[]
Quote #1[]
Adam: "Yesterday was the day I decided I couldn't bear to log on anymore."
Air: "For what reason?"
Adam: "Being a citizen is so f***ing depressing."
Quote #2:[]
Aperture: "Turn graphics to Fast"
Ward: "Turn to maxFPS, get Gamebooster."
Aperture: "Turn off smooth lighting."
Dane: "Then press ALT + F4"
algbbg left the game
Dane: "LOL"
Marco: "AHAHAHA"
Lisp: "lol ^^"
Dane: "Did Ahren do it? xD"
algbbg joined the game
Air: "Did he seriously do ALT + F4?"
Alg: "You little joker."
Air: "HE DID! Lol! xD"
Marco: "air you need to quote that!!!"
Quote #3:[]
Marco: "air I had a dream that there was a glitch in the server and I could fly, not even flying."
Air: "LET'S GO NODUS"
Ward: "*cough* Sad *cough*"
Quote #4:[]
Taken from the Atlas Staff Chat
Red: "You like me Hach..."
Hach: "F*** I hate you"
Air: "xD"
Red: "xD I've read your diary..."
Hach: "A diary?"
Air: "Red, Hach, just do it ffs."
Red: "hahahahaha xDDD"
Hach: "It's a f***ing journal fyi"
Air: "Just put it in motion."
Red: "Well there are three of us..."
Air: "I see where this is going..."
Hach: "NERF PARTY!"
Quote #5[]
Retrieved from the original BOQ Vol 2 on World 4
Red: "Being General is a full time thing."
Hach: "Unless you're Jon"
Quote #6[]
Retrieved from the original BOQ Vol 1 on World 4
Air: "NO! RED! DAMN YOU!"
Red: "What?!"
Air: "YOU THREW THE BOOK ON THE GOD DAMN CACTUS! IT'S DESTROYED!"
Red: "What?! They can do that?!
Quote #7[]
Air: "Anyone who kills a wookie must die."
Dragon: "So if a wookie kills himself will he die?"
Air: "That is a mindf***, Dragon."
Quote #8:[]
Witnesses the entire fight between Red, Adam, Range, and Ward and messages Air
Aperture: "I'd like to withdraw my vote on bringing Range back..."
Air: "LOL"